The Zombie Apocolypse Game: How screwed are you?

[English Major]

The Zombie Apocalypse game is simple: take the last person you texted and the last weapon from the last game you played. Both will make up your survival partner and the ONLY weapon you can use with unlimited ammo and a survival knife. Make your assessment: how screwed are you?

For instance...

The last person I texted was my mom and the last game I played was Fallout 3 using the hunting rifle. I am surviving the zombie apocalypse with my mom, armed with a hunting rifle.

I am so screwed

Any game applies. So how screwed are you?

[Druaga]

Last person I texted was Sara. I was playing LoL... so Unless I can play with a Will of the Ancients, I will go with the game before that, where I was playing Hoard, but I don't think I can use a dragon, so that takes me to the game before that, which is TF2, so my last weapon was a Sentry. so I think I am good in that field.

[reifetish]

Texted: Roommate, Danny Pham
Last Game Played, Character Used: Soul Calibur 5, Ezio Auditore

Ezio uses like a hidden blade, a sword, knife, crossbow, pistol, darts, HIDDEN BLADE.

Yeah, I'm going to say that I have all of them. Danny's an awesome person and would make an even better meat shield. Zombie Apocolypse ain't got nothin' on me.

[Hakurei]

Lets see...
Last texted a girl who I believe can handle herself, and wouldn't mind spending the apocalypse with her.
Last game: Skyrim
Last weapon: (dual wielding): Nightingale Blade (a sword) and Blade of Woe (a dagger)

Problem with these swords are...their magical effect is that they drain health and zombies are undead so....oh well its still 2 good blades. I can still kill a ton of zombies and protect my partner. If anything, if I run across other survivors who want to kill me for w/e reason, I can kill them and absorb their health with my blades if I'm injured.